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Monday, May 22, 2006

Top 11 Signs You're a Victim of Identify Theft

Here are the top 11 signs you're a victim of identify theft according to BBspot.

  • You wake up one morning and can't remember who you are.
  • The insurance company sent your identity theft claim check to someone else.
  • The only mail you get now is addressed to "Occupant".
  • Your credit card bills are actually getting paid each month.
  • You find your house for sale on eBay.
  • Your dog runs to someone else when you call it.
  • You only have four distinct personalities instead of five.
  • You've suddenly started talking with a Russian accent.
  • Your shoes don't fit.
  • There's someone sitting in your cubicle doing your job. (this can also be a sign you're about to be fired)
  • You receive a new CD each month that's yours to keep or return within 10 days if you're not fully satisfied.

If you have a few minutes, have a look at the rest of their Top-11 lists, they are simply hilarious.


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