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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Top 11 Signs Your Computer is Possessed

Here are the top 11 signs your computer is possessed according to BBspot.

  • It grew a Goatee.
  • There's blood dripping from the case and you haven't installed any hardware recently.
  • Your monitor starts spinning and all the text turns green.
  • "Games" folder suddenly renamed to "Come Play With Us"
  • CD-tray keeps ejecting "The Bible on CD" every time you try to read it.
  • Firewall keeps popping up balloons that read "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."
  • Your e-mail account gets suspended for suspected spamming due to 666 messages per day sent to satan"@"msn.com
  • No matter what you type it all comes out "redrum".
  • You recently inserted a CD from Sony Music.
  • It keeps trying to open port 666 in your firewall.
  • BSOD instructions tell you to say "The power of DOS compels you!" in order to reboot.

If you have a few minutes, have a look at the rest of their Top-11 lists, they are simply hilarious.


  • OMG, all those lists are great, can't believe I havn't found em before! The geek chat-up lines are the best :)

    By Blogger Lyle, at 4:01 PM  

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