Top 11 Signs Your Computer is Possessed
Here are the top 11 signs your computer is possessed according to BBspot.
- It grew a Goatee.
- There's blood dripping from the case and you haven't installed any hardware recently.
- Your monitor starts spinning and all the text turns green.
- "Games" folder suddenly renamed to "Come Play With Us"
- CD-tray keeps ejecting "The Bible on CD" every time you try to read it.
- Firewall keeps popping up balloons that read "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."
- Your e-mail account gets suspended for suspected spamming due to 666 messages per day sent to satan"@"msn.com
- No matter what you type it all comes out "redrum".
- You recently inserted a CD from Sony Music.
- It keeps trying to open port 666 in your firewall.
- BSOD instructions tell you to say "The power of DOS compels you!" in order to reboot.
If you have a few minutes, have a look at the rest of their Top-11 lists, they are simply hilarious.