The insults encyclopedia : Abuse-O-Tron
Need to insult someone today? Be sure to take a look at the Abuse-O-Tron, a lengthy encyclopedia of verbose insults. If one of your users is making life hard on you, throwing a few of those in their faces might actually make you feel better. I can't guarantee that you'll keep your job after, but hey, life isn't perfect right? Oh, and as a bonus, you may end up with a black eye also :)
"You lift your leg on trees, you stinking, guano gulping, squid whacking, pseudo-human android spawn of an entomologist with carnal knowledge of cockroaches."
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